28 December 2009

SinG A LonG!!!!

Ask to the tree~~
Why shaking shaking~~?
Then the tree answer~~
ask the wind~~


Ask the Wind
Why shaking2~~
The Wind answer~~
Ask the Cloud~~


And then the Cloud answer
I contain water~~~
When in cold places
I melt away~~~


Look into the pond~~~
Then saw one shadow~~~
Throw a single rock~~
The shadow is gone!!


now everybody!!!
one more time!!!



25 December 2009

OMG!!!!!!!!~4

.....24/12/09.....
Hari nih antara hari2 yg terbest bagi aq!
well...
cuz hari neh la hari akhirnya aq dpt tgk pencapaian aq
setelah 3 taon blaja S.M.K.

....9.00am....
mandi da.....

....9.30am....
makan da...
pastuh mak aq panggil
"nas! nk ummi anta gi skolah ke?"
aq pon dgn sengal ckp
"nak watper gi skolah?"
"amek result la ngok!!"
direct mak aq ckp..
pastuh aq ckp la kt mak aq yg aq nak gi amek sendri..
actually sebnarnye aq takut kalo2 x besh result mak aq mlenting!!
so aq ngan cool nyer ckp
"xpe la ummi, susah2 je...biar anas gi sendiri..."
hehehehee....
so dgn cuaknyer aq pon melangkah menuju ke arah sekolah dgn penoh harapan (sbenarnye x hrp pe2 pon)

....10.26am....
at skool....
aq nmpak MissLolly (not real name) dgn lajunyer klua dri dewan skool
nk balik cepat kot...tersengih2 pndang aq
x sempat pon nk tanye result dye!
anyway da tau da pas bace blog nyer...
lalu aq pon masuk ke dewan dgn prasaan yg sgt happening dlm dri aq nih!!
mcm amek result PMR plak rasenye!
eh, mmg amek result pon! sengal..

tup tup...
aq nmpak byk le jgk bdk pompuan klas aq dok kumpul dkat2 pentas
"cikgu kt c2 kot"
bisik hatiku(chewah! cam tulis novel)
pastuh dgn lajunyer aq pegi jumpe cgu aq lalu duduk nak amek result


cgu pon tanye...
"nk bape A nih?"
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blom pape tibe ade sorang manusia nih ckp kt aq
"tahniah Naz! ko 8A!"
"Weh Jad! aq sepak kang baru tau! ko jgn memain..tgh saspen glew nih!"
"Ehh...betulla xkn aq nk tipu"
time tuh mmg aq da nk tcabut jantung nih!
betulke pe dye ckp?

kt umah tadi mak aq pesan kalo dpt straight trus call tpi klu x jgn call..

so...
cgu hulurkan slip tuh...
disitu...tepat 10.42(tibai je...) aq menjerit sekuat hati.....
OH MY GOD!!!!!OMG!!!OMG!!!OMG!!!!OMG!!!!(of coz mule2 alhamdullillah)
dekat seminit kot aq jerit..... hehehhee
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then after takin picture wif fwenz aq straight call mak aq..
then mak aq dtg with tears pouring over her face
"tahniah anakku...."
syahdu siot!!!!


so korang agak2 la bape A aq dpt hehehehhehe......
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JANGAN MENGINTAI KALAU TAKNAK JADI BATU!!!

Pada suatu petang, tiga orang budak lelaki bermain sorok-sorok. Dua
orang
menyorok dan seorang lagi mencari kedua rakannya. Dua orang budak itu
menyorok di belakang bilik air dan kebetulan ketika itu, seorang gadis
sedang mandi.

Secara tidak sengaja, dua orang budak itu, ternampak gadis yang sedang
mandi tersebut. Beberapa minit kemudian seorang daripada budak itu
menjerit
dan lari lintang-pukang.

Setelah jauh dari tempat itu, kawannya bertanya, "Mengapa engkau lari?"
"Uuhh... mak aku pernah cakap kalau kita mengintai perempuan mandi,
nanti
kena sumpah jadi batu..." "Masa aku tengok perempuan tu tadi, aku rasa
ada
sesuatu dah mula mengeras, aku rasa dah nak mula jadi batu, sebab tu aku
lari...," jawabnya lagi...........


-__-"

18 December 2009

kirikkurukkerekkorokkarak??!?!?

yea...
bape lame da aq x update blog????
lame jugak ye.....
tu la sejak akhir2 nih aq busy glew..
byk plan  nk bwat..
cuti nk abes...
so much plan so little time...
so im trying to do a MASS update here

OKEH!!

(IPOH MALI~ IPOH*2 MALI)

first of all kengkawan....
aq da pindah ipoh.
no need to be shocked
sbb aq mmg mls nk bgitau korang sebonanye
so aq pon mlepaskan tnggungjwb nih kt bbrape org ntuk gitaw bdk laen...
hehehehe

(REUNION?!?, KL?!??,DUIT??!??, CHE NAB??!?????)
Another story is that aq masih lagi konfius dgn bbrape soalan....
ble gi KL??
sape yg gi KL???
Bape hennget nk bwk gi KL???
knape che nab x gi mumbai lagi??(I....I really dont know how that got here...)

so saper2 ade jwapan sile bgitau yerk?
oh and klu saper2 bdk darjah 6J 06 x tau psal hal reunion tanye amjad

(6 MONTH-HOT CHILLI SAUCE KIMBALL'S SUPER SPECIAL TEMPATAN)
another one is...
This thing happens last tuesday in the morning..
i was happily munching my mom's anchovies 'cekodok'
its still piping hot when i eat it~~
sooooo delicious~~~~
dan aq mkn sambil cicah mayonis sama sos
sedap gilerrrr wa cakap luu!!!!!!!!
so nk djadikan citer
kt dapo aq ader 3 sos
1. cili
2. tomato
n lastly
3. 6 MONTH-HOT CHILLI SAUCE KIMBALL'S SUPER SPECIAL TEMPATAN
(bace je...nnty korang phm..)
aq amik laa sos cili no.1 tuh n mkn to my hearts content
lpas kenyang.....
LEPAK!!!
hehehee
then i saw my big bro who JUST bathed and dressed up going to the kitchen for breakfast (its 2pm. you'll get the picture)
dgn slambe nyer dye sapu sumer cekodok yg tinggal n eat it while watching the tv
pastuh mak aq pon pegilaaa dapo ntuk kemas2 sket
aq dgn semangat mithali pon tolong le mak aq....
my mom:" Nas, ade satu cekodok lagi nih..nk x??"
me:" Bedal je..."

so aq pon grab cekodok tuh lalu cicah sos yg da siap ader atas piring ktmeja mkn tuh
so ape lagi aq telan la!
then something happen
the taste.....
the wierd taste....
quiet unique..but stong taste...
then it come to me
the terrible shocking event!!
the horrible truth!!!
THIS TASTE LIKE SHIT!!!!!!
my mom started to burst with laugther as she pointed to the 6 MONTH-HOT CHILLI SAUCE KIMBALL'S SUPER SPECIAL TEMPATAN bottle..
and you know what i saw???
MAGGOTS!!!!
lots of them!!!!
how did it get there?!?
on the plate???
well my bro take the 3rd bottle for extra punch earlier and noticed the wierd smell from the paste
why?!?!??
why me??
bangang ko bro!!
pehal ko x buang trus sos tuh tadi??!?

so i retreat to my bathroom and spend the next 3 hour trying to get the taste off my buds!
ewww!!!!eewwwewewewewW!!!!!!!
never eat them again!!




my mom:" Nas! Tengok ni!"


Me: " OH MAGGOT!!!!!"(oh my god)

damn.......

07 December 2009

Today's Word Is......

Nih segmen baru dlm blog aq yg MUNGKIN aq akan rain update tiap2 arie...
kt cni aq akan tuliskan pkataan2 baru yg treksiden in ma big brain!!

so.....  da word 4 2day is......(drum please!!!)



RAMBUT a.k.a HAIR

hehehe mesti rmai tkejut kn???
why hair???? 
becuz......
i juz cut ma hair today!!! :((
ohhhh my beautiful gorgeous hair.....
why u must go????
juz when i finally can do many style wif u......

u go without sayin goodbyes>...
 (LOL)


02 December 2009

perihal sorng cikgu yg bngap!!

Ader seorang guru tadika yg tidak percaya
wujudnya tuhan dan die pun
berfikir bagaimana nak brain wash kanak2 di
tadika tsebut supaya tak
percaya wujudnya tuhan. Die pun mendapat satu akal...

Guru tadika : Anak2,nampak tak pen ni.
Anak2 : Nampak cikgu.
Guru tadika : Pen ade kan .
Anak2 : Ader cikgu.

kemudia guru tadika tadi memasukkan pen tu
dalam poket die, kemudian
bertanya lg..

Guru tadika :Anak2,nampak tak pen?
Anak2 : tak nampak cikgu.
Guru tadika : pen ade tak?
Anak2 : takder cikgu.

Guru tadika : Anak2 nmpk tuhan tak?
Anak2 : tak nampak cikgu.
Guru tadika : tuhan ader tak?
Anak2 : takder cikgu.

Guru tadika td sgt gembira sbb tujuan die nak
brain wash otak budak2 tu berjaya.Ttp dlm byk2 bdk tu ader seorg bdk yg pintar,dan die minta pun mengangkat tgn...
Bdk A : Cikgu bleh sy ckp sesuatu.
Guru tadika : Bleh,mari ke depan.
Bdk A : kwn2 nmpk cikgu tak.
Kwn2 : nampak.
Bdk A : cikgu ader! kan ?
Kwn2 : ader.

Bdk A : kwn2 nmpk otak cikgu tak?
Kwn2 : tak nampak.
Bdk A : cikgu ader otak tak?
Kwn2 : tak ader.

Moral of the story , bila tak nampak, tak semestinya takdak! sayangi agama kita dengan 'amar ma'ruf dan nahi mungkar, kalau tidak kita, siapa lagi...



hua...hua....hua...... kakakaka....... kita jgn jadi cam cikgu tu xde OTAK.......



(sori amok, xde idea nk tak ape la..)
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