19 April 2012

TRULY HAPPY BIRTHDAY SONG

SONG: TRULY HAPPY BIRTHDAY
BY: ME
rentak lagu: happy birthday (sing along people! :D)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME,
MAYBE THE GREATEST DAY, FINALLY,
BUT WHY DON'T I FEEL HAPPY,
OH YEAH, I'VE GOT A BROKEN FAMILY.. :D

EVERYDAY WAS SHITTY,
FIGHTING AND QUARRELING, WE DID,
THE NEVER ENDING CURSE IS SUFFOCATING ME
OH GOD PLEASE JUST TAKE ME :D

I THINK NOBODY CARES I EXIST
THEY SAY "WISHING IS ENOUGH, I THINK"
BUT THEY DIDN'T EVEN KNOW MY SUFFERING
BUT HEY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME XD

MAYBE YOU THINK I'M BEING NEGATIVE
WRITING THIS CRAZY SONG YOU'VE BEEN SINGING,
BUT TRY WEARING A MASK FOR 18 YEARS (out of tune eh?)
MAYBE THAT'LL DRIVE YOU CRAZYYYY..... (everybody come on!)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME
'ANAS, I KNOW YOU DON'T WISH IT TO TURN LIKE THIS,
BUT HEY, LIFE IS NOT ALWAYS PRETTY!'

BUT GOD, IM GRATEFUL TO THEE,
FOR A HELL  OF A BRAIN TO ME
IF NOT IN SCHOOL, I'M STILL THE SMARTEST IN MY FAMILY,
THANK YOU FOR GIVING ME THIS

AND EVERYBODY I KNOW UNTIL NOW
THANKS FOR BEING MY FRIENDS, I CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH T^T
FOR SUPPORTING ME THROUGH AND OUT
HOPE WE'RE STILL FRIENDS! FOR TIMES TO COME ^-^

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME
MY LIFE IS SHITTY
BUT IM STILL GOING ON BEING HAPPY
CUZ I KNOW EVERYBODY LOVES ME

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME
FOREVER ALONE: I HOPE I WILL NOT BE
THANK YOU FOR READING THIS
A TRUE~~~~ STORY~~~~ OF~~~~~~~~~
ME~~~~~~~~~ :D

(so you guys still think i'm not happy?) :D

18 March 2012

WARKAH PLKN

Hari tu,
mase mule2 masuk plkn,
bnyak gile imej aku pkai...
sekejap bajet, *^*
sekejap nakal, >:)
sekejap cam gampang, -_-
sekejap buat2 cool, B)

tapi tgh2 bulan dlam plkn,
aq bnyak mendiamkn diri,
ade orang cakap yg aq tgah tacing,
actually, aku x selesa dgan diri sendiri,

but after klas CB, hari2 akhir kem aq mula sedar,
walaupun x cool mane, aku selesa dgan diri aku yang sebenar...

betul ckap orang,
being yourself is always the best..

so, bak kate Jepun Plkn,

lantak la kalau korang x suka aku,

sebab kat luar tuh ramai lagi yang selesa dgan diri aku.. :D

sicerely,
Naz Helmi

24 August 2011

What's your Month?

A little something i grabbed from the net...



30 July 2011

David's secret weapon

12 July 2011

Part 2 The Sweet End of My Teenage Life (It's Really Shit)

Korang tekan la butang read more....Naz da patah hati....

11 July 2011

The Sweet End of My Teenage Life (It's Really Shit)

Considering the title, actually Naz nak buat announcement.........

16 June 2011

LAlalalalaALlalLala

Dekat cc tolong adek aq wat folio sejarah.....boring actually.....bile cuti nak abes ni....:)

13 June 2011

encounter this EVERYTIME i started a new journey

05 June 2011

OMGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!

So.....cuti ni agak boring actually....
aku xde bende best nak buat pun kalau diikutkn.....





WOOIIIIII!!!!!!sape2 kt luar tuh tolonglerrrr bawak aq jalan2!!!!!!!


T-T

04 June 2011

Yes! Yes! I did it again!!!
Jumpe gak le Naz nota nih. Mule2 ingatkan nak letak sinopsis je
pastuh ade mamat sekor nih cakap
"why not ko letak trus satu folio lengkap?'
so dengan Aura kemalasan serta kuasa internet
di hujung jari nih Naz pon jumpa nota lengkap nih

All credit goes to http://lamanbahasa.wordpress.com/

tekan sini :)

01 February 2011

Sinopsis Kebara Amira Mengikut Bab

Hello.. uh hello..da berapa kurun x update blog da...
What??? byk homework??!? biasele tuh

so ari ni aq ingat nk letak something useful ntuk bebudak 1994 sekalian~
all credit goes to izatulnajwa94.blogspot.com
jgn lupe tinggal komen yerk~

24 January 2011

Can A Family Man With Salary RM3,000 Survive In Malaysia ...!

Can A Family Man With Salary RM3,000 Survive In Malaysia ...!

Can a family man with Salary RM3,000 survive in Malaysia
Let's do some simple calculations here.

In Malaysia , the average family income is RM3,000 /month
(where father works, mother doesn't).

I understand there are many families whose
monthly income does not! reach RM3,000,
but, to make things simple,
let's take RM3,000 as the figure. Ok lah, right?

Okay, let's start rolling with a family which has
Papa, Mama, 1 daughter and 1 son. Ngam-ngam ....

Calculation starts...

Electricity and water bill: RM100
(No air-con, No home theatre, No water heater ... ok?)

Phone bill ( Telekom): RM100

Meals for a happy family: RM775
(3 meals on RM25/day, RM25 for 4 persons...?)

Papa makan / teh-tarik during working hrs: RM155
(RM5/day, RM5 ... can eat what?)

Car repayment: RM400
(A proton saga aeroback, 7 yrs repayment)

Petrol (living in city, traffic-jam) : RM300
(go to work, bring son to school,
only can afford one car running)
&nb sp;
Insurance: RM650
(kids, wife and myself)

House repayment: RM750
(low cost hou sing repayment for 30 yrs,
retired still have to work to pay!)

Tuition: RM80
(got that cheap meh? i don't think so)

Older children pocket money @ school: RM20
(RM1/day, eat bread?)

School fees: RM30
(enough ah?)

School book s and etc: RM100
(always got extra to pay in school)

Younger children milk powder: RM50
(cannot have the DHA, BHA, PHA one, expensive)

Miscellaneous: RM100
(shampoo, rice, sauce, toilet paper)

Oh wait!!! I h ave to stop here, so...
No Astro,
no movie @ cinema,
no DVD,
no CD,
no online,
cannot KFC,
cannot McDonald,
cannot go Park walk during weekend (petrol expensive),!
no chit chat on phone with grandparents, and etc...

Let's use a calculator to total up... WALAO EH! Shit! RM3,610 already...

EPF belum potong, inc ome tax lagi........ oledi RM3,610 ....

How to survive lah tuan-tuan dan puan-puan sekalian ???

Our Deputy Prime Minister asked us to change lifestyle?

How to change? Don't eat? Don't work? Don't send children to school and study?

Besides that, I believe in Malaysia population, there are millions of rakyat Malaysia which still don't earn RM3,000/month! !!

What is this? Inilah Malaysia Boleh... Sorry ... it should be Malaysians Boleh , because we're still alive and kicking!!

Our politicians must be mad!!!!

Please forward and comment boleh or tak boleh. No wonder so many Ah Loong around lah....

21 December 2010

Duit?????

HahAhahahhaa...cakap pasal duit..sume nak pkai duit
kan? tu laaa bile da besar ni macam rase nye nk pakai..
nset..ps3.. motor(mesti!!) n mcm2 lagi lah!!!
tapi bile sbut psal duit...KERING!
xkan laa nk mnx duit mak bapak slaloo kan?
abes le duit deme...
so aq ingat nk wat bisnes aa abis SPM taun depan..
yeaaa jual gundam!!!!!!
tapi tu laa sape nk beli kan ?
tgok jelaa taon depan camne..
pepehal aq nk kumpol modal bebanyak taon depan!!!
sape2 nk join bisnes cakap aaa =3

06 December 2010

zzZZZzzZzzzzZzzZ.....

Still xtaw nk wat ape time cuty...tapi

rase mcam nk keje....sape2 ade x
bisnes2 bagus yg bleh aq join?
kalo ley bgitaw laaq....boring siot!!!

03 December 2010

OMG~~~~

Kat tanjung Malim~~x tau lagi bila




nak balik ipoh....so xleh on9 slalu....